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On Tony BLair's last visit to Iraq, which ends today, there was a mortar attack on the British base he was visiting.  The news men all say that it was an isurgent attack, but I have a different idea.  Gordon Brown is worried that Tony will change his mind and refuse to go when the time comes, he was trying to get Tony out of the way.  They were not Muslim extremist insurgents, but Gordon Brown Fanatics trying to ensure that their master's succession of the Labour Party throne is a smooth one!

Current Mood: amused

The National Oath part of the Australian University Sketch is great, not too long, and it sticks in your mind.
It is simply:
"This here is the wattle, the symbol of our land, you can stick it in a bottle, you can hold it in your hand Amen!"
Any other contenders apart from "The Spanish Inquisition" or "Ministry For Silly Walks"?

Current Mood: curious

Is it just me or are British busses completely unreliable?  I had an exam at 1300, so I plan to get a bus at 1200, as it only takes 30 minutes to get to Peterborough from Wisbech, the bloody bus fails to turn up, and it is raining, did I mention that it was raining?  SO I am 15 minutes late for the damn exam.  Damn busses, I hate First Eastern Counties, they are on the List, just pray you never make the list, the list is not a place you want to be.
Any way:
Women blink twice as many times per day than men, also the first person to go over Niagra Falls in a barrel was a woman, and her cat - history is strangely quiet of the sex of the cat.  Isn't that interesting?

Current Mood: cranky

In Liverpool, UK, it is legal for saleswomen to go topless, but only in Tropical Fish shops.
In Iowa, USA, it is illegal for ANY kiss to last for more than five minutes.
In Florida, USA, any elephant left tied to a parking meter the cost of parking must be paid, as if the elephant was a real road vehicle.
In London, UK (Obiviously), the law still states that all cabs must have a bail of hay on board to feed the horses, sadly this law is often overlooked.
In Spearfish, South Dakota, USA, if three or more native Americans are seen walking down the main street, they can be considered a raiding party and fired upon.
Until 1547 British criminal law stated that the suitable punishment for illegal behaviour was being boiled to death.

Current Mood: curious

Funny American place names (US and Canada): Lake Miniwanker (Canada), Bald Knob (Tennessee), Wanker's Flats (Tennessee?), Greasy, Hooker and Flippin' (Not sure, USA).  Allow yourself a dirty giggle at the oddness of our American Cousins

Current Mood: weird